1/ Brussel Sprouts are the food of the devil!
In recent survey’s the Brussel came trumps as Britain’s most
hated vegetable, and a few years back a warship even banned the veg from her
decks. However, our fear of this little
green faux cabbage appears to go back to the Middle Ages. The sulphurous smell produced by the
vegetable and sometimes by those eating them was a sure sign that the devil
lurked among the leaf’s of this tiny bud, cutting a small cross into the base
of the Sprout was a way to bless and exercise the demons within. And to think all these years I thought that
it only helped to evenly cook the Brussel Sprout! On a side note, Brussels as the name suggests
come from Brussels, maybe another reason to leave the EU, or not?
2/ In 2017 a new continent was discovered!
Ok, so that’s not strictly true, it was actually found in
1995, but not confirmed as a continent by scientists until 2017. So how does a land mass 1,900,000 sq miles
and home to 5 million people remain hidden for up to 23 million years? This cunning and devious land decides to sink
93% of its mass under the Pacific Ocean.
I’m not quite sure if that’s allowed within the rules of hide and seek,
but like toes poking out from under the curtains, this continent was given away
by rocks breaking the ocean waves, giving homes to Hobbits and New Zealanders
alike. While it’s officially been named
Zealandia by those in the know, I would like to believe that this could be the
fabled Middle Earth.
3/ The Queen’s banana’s!
Oh on, the Queen’s coming for tea and all we have is this
bunch of bananas’! Oh, what to do? It’s ok, the Queen eats bananas, but how she
eats them might seem a little ‘bananas’.
While you and I , might be tempted to grab the fruit and peel it like
the monkeys do, the Royal Ma’am prefers to cut away the top and bottom of the
fruit, slice away the peel with surgical precision and then proceed to eat the
Banana with a knife and fork!
Now there are some foods that need to be eaten with cutlery
and some that don’t. Surely the Banana
falls into the latter? It’s even comes
in a handy wrapper. I must admit that
sometimes I’ve eaten pizza with a knife and fork, it depends on how heavily and
precariously laden it is with toppings. Just
before Christmas, while out celebrating a friend’s birthday, I witnessed one of
our number order a hamburger and then begin to cut into it with knife and fork,
I watched rather baffled and curiously fascinated. But a banana?
Maybe if it’s covered in Ice Cream and smothered in chocolate
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